Presenting: Kids Born Wrong "Giallo" Cassette

A lot of punk bands say that they really like horror movies and weird kooky things. But when The Kids Born Wrong from Louisville, Kentucky say it, they aren't just joking around. So it's with absolute love that they present to you their new cassette EP "Giallo".

The tape comes on like a chainsaw massacre fueled by a few gallons of nasty 1950s teen beat and sleazy blues boiled down to a goo and then spiked with a dose of dancy takes on early Misfits. The Kids Born Wrong take it on tour next week, zipping through Tennessee, North Carolina and Georgia, and up to Ohio and Indiana.

The tape comes with a download code and a sticker. You can hear the opening track and order through Bandcamp or with the PayPal button below.

Ellen and the Degenerates announcement

One of the most lively and animated forces in the What's For Breakfast? Records umbrella is the rowdy Ellen and the Degenerates out of Brooklyn, NY. Well, they're entering the home stretch before they turn in their badge and spend retirement on their new boat—there's only a few gigs left. In an attempt to blow out the inventory but also give you a chance to memorize all the lyrics it's over, I'm covering domestic shipping on their 45 out of pocket if you use the button below. I'll throw in another piece of random backstock with every order. If you order from outside the USA, I'll be emailing you for the extra postage.

Last chances:
4/12/19 at Our Wicked Lady in Brooklyn, NY
"Return of the Herb" CS release with School Drugs & Sister Munch. Hosted by Elena Barrio and special guest Jordan Olds

4/28/19 at Sunnyvale, Brooklyn, NY
with Vacation, Substitute, and Quaker Wedding

5/17/19 at Pouzza Fest 9 in Montreal, QC

6/01/19 at Bushwick Public House, Brooklyn, NY
The Final Herb with Valley Lodge and Top Nachos

Note: I've only got black records remaining

News, Preorders, Sales—Salty, Musclegoose, The Stools and more

I'll edit some pics into this post later but I need to get this live yesterday and I've been thin on time since probably 2004 or so. It may look janky but it's a real-ass PayPal sales button and they take their fee so you're covered by buyer protection and allllll that good stuff.

Preorders

Salty from Kansas City, MO and Musclegoose from Fayetteville, AR are debuting on WFBR at the end of the month. You can preorder right from this post by following the sale instructions, or at the bandcamp & storenvy (storenvy fees mean it's only better to order there if you're making a big order with distro stuff in it). Both of them slam. I'm working on some late game track premieres for these new titles, but you can hear a little something old right here.

News

The Stools have a 45 out on Third Man Records! You should buy one from the band, or if you can't do that, get it from Third Man. They've sold out their copies of their WFBR title "Milk River Blues", but you can get yours today before it's gone. Check the sale.

Sale

I'm freehanding a sale right here using Paypal buttons. Basically, the first item is $5, the second is $4, the third is $3, the fourth is $2 and the fifth is $1. There's a postage bump from $4 to $5 on the third item. Pay with paypal and I'll reply via email to inquire which titles you want. Items available include the pre-orders. If your order includes a preorder, it won't ship until the last week of March.

Most of these tapes are down to 25 or so, some are in the single digits. Orders fulfilled first-come, first serve.

• 3 Ninjas: High Noon at MUSCLEGOOSE Mountain
• Salty - Dry Rub CD
• The Stools - Milk River Blues CS
• Sunwyrm - Doomshine CD
• Speed Babes - Orangetape CS
• Cosmic Halitosis - Where Is She? CS (very low quantities)
• The Shitdels - self-titled CS (very low quantities)
• Mala Vista / Charlie's Stripe split CS (single digits)
• Speed Babes / Arsene Obscene split CS (single digits)
• The Fuzzlers - Gourd of Truth CS
• J.R. Fisher - Fever CS

Prices include shipping in the USA.

Total number to ship

One item $9.00 USD Two items $13.00 USD Three items $17.00 USD Four items $19.00 USD Five items $20.00 USD